The diva from Deutschland is coming to Penrith! Berlin-born cabaret superstar Hans will grace the Panthers stage for a very special occasion.
“Well, honey, look, what can I say? I’m turning 21, which is obviously very exciting,” Hans exclaimed.
“I’m Germany’s proudest export. I’m an international superstar, sex symbol, accordionist, homewrecker – what more do you want?”
Amazingly, some people don’t believe the glamorous German is 21.
“I can hardly believe it myself,” Hans stated to the Weekender.
“Obviously, people think I’m much younger. But it’s a wonderful milestone and it’s worth celebrating, and who doesn’t like an excuse for a party?”
And what better party music is there than the sound of a piano accordion?
“In Australia, people learn the recorder when they’re at school, but in Germany, we’re all handed a piano accordion,” Hans said of his imagined heritage.
“It’s interesting because it’s probably just as irritating as the recorder; but it’s something that I’ve been playing for a very long time.
“I think people have an idea of what kind of music an accordion would play but expect the unexpected with me. Let’s just say, I don’t think you’ve heard Pussycat Dolls on the piano accordion until now.”
This birthday extravaganza will include electrifying performances, sensational storytelling, and plenty of surprises.
“I’ve got two dancing boys this time, who, let’s just say – and I’m not about objectifying people – but they’re pretty hot. And the girls are hot as well if that’s your thing,” Hans described.
“We’re travelling all around with a grand piano, a few oversized props (wink, wink), and there’s a little more going on this time.
“It’s pretty much the Taylor Swift Era’s Tour for people who watch ‘Sunrise’,” Hans added, noting his extensive guest appearances on the morning television program.
The sassy superstar will wow audiences with his talent and sex appeal, but also with his sequins.
“Just like Beyonce, my mother makes my outfits. She’s like Tina Knowles of Deutschland,” Hans said.
“And I think we can all agree it’s a look only a mother can love, you know? I think we’ve got six costume changes this time, so the crowd is getting their money’s worth!”
Also included in the show is the mysterious reason the cabaret icon headed to Australia in the first place.
“I can’t give too much away, but questions will be answered finally because, you know, at the end of the day, there’s a lot of rumours, there’s a lot of innuendo, there’s a lot of suspicion out there, and after 21 years I think it’s time some of those things were cleared up,” Hans finalised.
See Hans’ ‘Young, Fun and 21’ national tour at Penrith Panthers on September 14. Tickets are $60.35 and can be purchased online at https://penrith.panthers.com.au/event/hans-young-fun-and-21.
